Contributed by getalifeyall:
Poor, Britney Spears haters… I really do feel sorry for all of you. You probably think she’s gonna disappear in the next couple of years. Most haters thought she would have already been gone by now. But sadly for you all, you’re gonna be seeing her for a long, long time to come.
You see, you don’t break record sales, be in the Guinness Book of World Records, make headlines daily, be a multi millionaire before the age of 18, and disappear within a couple of years. Oh no, no. You stay on top for the rest of your life, because you are a legend; and that’s what Britney is.
Generations always have their legends… their Elvis or their Madonna or their Beatles and we have Britney. Not Christina Aguilera, not Mandy Moore, and not Jessica Simpson… Britney Spears. She is our legend. So you people really need to deal with it, because she’s never going away. Ever. And even as a fan, I can see how Britney would piss people off.
She’s much prettier than pretty much every female on the planet. She looks like Barbie and she’s about as perfect as it gets. Why do you think even sophisticated magazines (Esquire, etc.) want her on their covers? She’s beautiful and perfect. She doesn’t only appeal to the skanky Maxim set like a certain someone does, she appeals to everyone. And that voice of hers isn’t the best. I can name off plenty of singers better than her. So it must boggle people’s minds that she’s doing circles around them on the Billboard charts. And as amazing as Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera can sing (far better than Britney), they’ll never be a legend like Britney. They’ll never outsell her, they’ll never out perform her, they’ll never get the media to focus on them and not her. Why? Because Britney’s a legend.
So Britney haters, please stop the madness and bow down to your generation’s legend; because she really isn’t going anywhere.