If They Mated: Britney Spears And Fat Bastard Conan O’Brien had an ‘If They Mated’ segment on Late Night on Tuesday, with one example being a coupling of ‘Austin Powers’ stars Britney Spears and Fat Bastard. The resulting child — Anna Nicole Smith. August 14, 2002 Jeff C Photos No Comments Britney Spears «Denis Leary Has An Idea For Boyband Space FlightLee Ryan In Horrific Go-Karting Accident» Related NewsIf They Mated Features Mariah & BritneyIf They Mated, Colin & Britney – Leo & ChristinaConan’s If They Mated Targets Pop StarsBaby Name For Britney And Kevin’s 2nd Child?Dr. Drew Discusses Britney Spears On ‘Countdown’Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *CommentName * Email * Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.