In Defense Of A Ditz Named Jessica Simpson

Ilana Mercer of the conservative website WorldNetDaily is speaking out for Jessica Simpson, who has been attacked by “both from starchy conservatives and from degenerate DJs.” Mercer says, “If Simpson (who is nowhere as horrible as Britney Spears) is to be disparaged, it should be for having little aptitude for what she does: music. The same accusations should be leveled at Jewel, Mandy Moore, Pink, Avril Lavigne, Beyonce, J.Lo, and just about all members of the Boobs and Booty Brigade. Most female ‘entertainers’ today have no musical talent, and are distinguished only by the quality of their main stock-in-trade: T & A.” Read more.

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11 thoughts on “In Defense Of A Ditz Named Jessica Simpson

  1. hellahooked says:

    “Britney is typically repulsive, stupid, sly, cheap and dopey looking, Jessica is simple, cute and straight forward.” uh, yeah right. Britney doesn’t look cheap/stupid/sly or dopey.. that would be Jessica Simpson!

  2. goodnight says:

    Oh please! Not only is Jessica a complete idiot, she’s also boring as hell. And she thinks that howling and screeching passes for singing.

    I wanted to add that Jessica’s dad is a complete gay -not that there’s anything wrong with that! But I’d love to know how the conservatives like Ilana Mercer feel about that!

  3. Whatomat says:

    This ho is so ignorant just because she does not like the music of young female pop singers does not mean they don’t have talent… The so called Booty and Boobs brigade has sold at least 150 million albums all together and someone must like their music… I don’t like all the people she listed but she needs to get off her high horse because I doubt she is Mozart and she probably has no clue what the music of these artists is like. Ignorant old conservative hag!! She needs to remove the stick she has stuck up her ass!

  4. weebongo says:

    Jessica has an incredible voice, the best out of all the pop ho’s that are listed. If anyone heard Jessica sing ‘God Bless America’ on her reality show they would know this is completely true. She sung the heck out of that song and hit notes that Whitney used to do.

  5. youhavenoidea says:

    The only reason the conservative morons prefer Jessica Simpson is because she is married and did the whole “no sex before marriage” thing, Jessica is no better or worse than Britney, they are both blonde airheads. Damn how transparent do these conservatives wanna be?

  6. tazzsgirl says:

    I wonder,what your response would be if this person was liberal?

  7. venus18 says:

    I wouldn’t go as far as to say none of them have talent, but I definitely see where she is coming from. I don’t respect most of the females out there, and no I don’t expect them to be home in the kitchen. I simply do not like their music or their personalities.

  8. MeAgainstTheMusic says:

    I’m sick and tired of people calling blondes stupid. that way. I on the other hand think that blacks are stupid airheads who wish to be white. why you ask? “just because” see how IGNORANT that sounds? anyways… I agree that Jessica is much more forward than Britney. but Britney is always nervous anyway, so that’s probably why she puts her guard up.

  9. Danisha says:

    Since when is Mandy Moore part of the ‘Booty Brigade?’ And what the f**k is the ‘Booty Brigade?’ Anyway…. Expect to read more of these ridiculous articles now that many in the industry think more artists should be like Clay Aiken. His creepy fans have been writing journalists saying he’s the best artist out because he’s a good Christian boy….blah blah blah…. You’ll see more of these holier-than-thou articles since Aiken won the Fans Choice American Music Award and they won’t always be from conservative sites. There’s now this thinking among some in the industry that Clay should perhaps be the mold for the perfect pop star. Know when you’re being played.

  10. SexyGirl22 says:

    He got three things right about bimbo Britney she has no musical talent and she’s looks cheap and dopey I agree but Britney looks more like a deformed ass ugly frog.

  11. JLOVER101 says:

    This person obviously does not understand what her job is. If she was going to defend JS fine. JS does deserve some credit because her voice is pretty strong. However bashing other artists like Britney who have outsold JS by about 20 times is not a good deal, defend your cause but don’t try to put others down because then you just look like an ass!

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