Inmates Happy Paris Hilton Is Back In Lynwood

Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Thursday night, “We’ve been hearing complaints from Paris’ fellow prisoners that her family has been getting special treatment, but according to recently released inmates, the special treatment has been trickling down to them. ‘We are getting special treatment because of her. We’re getting two peanut butter sandwiches, two jellies, two bologna sandwiches… we only get one usually.’ Check me in. … It’s part of the Hilton Rewards Program, I guess.”

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