Inside Britney Spears’ Bawdyhouse

Peter Conrad of The Observer reviewed Britney Spears’ concert at Wembley Arena last week, claiming at her ‘Onyx Hotel’, “happiness is a warm dildo followed by a cold soda.” Conrad said, “Her show offers instructions for the proper use of such a sex toy. ‘Love to touch me,’ she caterwauls at the beginning, and illustrates the words with a manual tour of her body. It is a graphic lesson in how to masturbate, catering to all her erogenous zones in turn, useful information, I hope, for the squealing pre-pubescent girls who make up one of her main constituencies.” Read more.