Is Justice Jealous?

Famed paparazzo E.L. Woody and his videographer sidekick Henry Trappler have weighed in on the news Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail due to a DUI probation violation. “I think that justice peeked from beneath her blindfold and got jealous of a very beautiful, outgoing, flamboyant, self sufficient, well dressed, young woman,” E.L. writes at Celebrities.com. “People are supposed to be judged by the nature of their crime, not on the example they could make if they were successfully humiliated in front of the public. What happened to equality? Isn’t everyone supposed to be equal in front of the bar of justice?” Henry added, “I am shocked and appalled at the sentence. Paris is not a criminal. I have known her since she was 17 years old and she has always been a sweet and kind young lady. Paris has a good heart and a good soul.” Celebrities.com has since shut down.