Jack White Turns Down Lindsay Lohan

The White Stripes frontman Jack White refused ’s offer to appear on her debut album ‘Speak’, according to The Sun. White sneered, “Somebody dared to ask me. Ha! She’s another 16-year-old actress making an album. Like, ‘NO!'”

Lindsay Lohan Flight Fracas

Lindsay Lohan caused some frayed nerves delaying a New York to Los Angeles flight on Sunday and throwing what one traveler called “a hissyfit”, but her rep insisted to Jeannette Walls that the actress/singer was victim to someone meddling with her itinerary. “Lindsay was traveling with two friends and when they arrived at the airport they found that all their flights had been mysteriously cancelled,” the rep insisted. She added, “It wasn’t Lindsay’s fault. She and her friends ended up taking other flights.”

Lindsay Lohan Can’t Cut In Line Like Paris Hilton

The New York Daily News reports that when Lindsay Lohan and a bunch of pals partied at Bungalow 8 last Saturday, they tried to copy Paris Hilton’s maneuver to the head of the bathroom line at the club. Lohan and pals were greeted with jeers after trying the same move. “But Paris just did it,” whined one Lohan hanger-on. A gatekeeper responded: “Yeah, but she does it every week. Now get to the back of the line.”


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4 thoughts on “Jack White Turns Down Lindsay Lohan

  1. lessthanzero says:

    I think he was afraid one of her boobs would pop in the studio under too much frequency. He didn’t want to be held responsible.

  2. sugarpiehoney13 says:

    I’m so glad jack white TURNED DOWNED THAT BUBBLE HEAD LINDSAY LOHAN .I JUST WISH SOMEONE HAD STOP THAT FAT RAVEN SIMONE AND SMILEY HILARY DUFF.POP MUSIC ‘HIP HOP ARE GOING DOWN THE TOILET

  3. WaneInTheZone says:

    Good, Now maybe he can visit a beach and get exposed to this thing called ‘sunlight’. That’s if he’s not too busy boning his sister.

  4. lessthanzero says:

    Yes, because the tone of his skin clearly has direct influence on the quality of his music. Is that why Lindsay has a fake tan and fake vocals?

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