Jacko Didn’t Just Become A White Guy

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue last night, “Hey, did you see the latest issue of Rolling Stone? Lisa Marie Presley gives an interview there. And she says when she first married Michael Jackson, he drank, he cursed, he told dirty jokes and he didn’t always talk in a high voice. That’s hard to believe, isn’t it? Michael Jackson walking around with a dirty t-shirt, drinking, cursing. So, apparently he didn’t just become a white guy, he became a redneck!”