Jacko Has So Many Spare Parts, He Made An Extra

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday, “How many saw that creepy footage of Michael Jackson holding the kid on the balcony? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I bet that’s the last time his kid ever opens a $12 bag of potato chips in the minibar without asking. And people were really afraid he would let the kid go. Which is kind of funny. Usually, it’s the opposite with Michael. Usually, people are yelling, ‘Michael, drop the kid!’” Jay later joked, “People are fascinated with Michael Jackson. That’s all that was in the news this week. They’re now saying that Michael travels with a double. He didn’t want to, he just has so many spare parts, what the hell? ‘Let’s make an extra. We’ve got three or four noses.’”