Jacko Hoots And Squeaks On The Witness Chair

Associated Press reports Michael Jackson, hobbling into court without a shoe because of a spider bite that made his foot swell, testified Tuesday in a $21 million breach-of-contract case that he could not recall details about his canceled millennium concerts. “That’s administrative work. That’s not what I do. I’m the entertainer,” Jacko said. Before beginning his testimony Tuesday, Jackson sat down in the witness chair and hooted and squeaked, “Eeeow!” several times into the microphone and made comical faces at courtroom observers.