Jacko Is A Lot Smarter Than Whitney

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday, “The weather’s not bad here, but back east, man, it’s cold back east. Whoo! Man, it was so cold, people were shaking like waiting for that Burger King to open [referring to the drive-thru drug busts in Illinois]. See, that’s where is a lot smarter than Whitney Houston. Michael made sure his nose was so small, no cocaine could get in it.”

Michael Jackson: The Ups And Downs

December 12, 2002 – This weekend on Entertainment Tonight, they will track the ups and downs of Michael’s controversial career and personal life. “I think a lot of people never got over the molestation charges of about seven or eight years ago,” Paula Froelich of the New York Post told them, “and for a lot of people, in their mind, he has always stayed an ‘accused pedophile’ and so they find it outrageous that he has three children under his sole care.”

Michael Jackson Is Artistically A Boy Scout Leader

December 12, 2002 – Popbitch.com reports Michael has recently purchased the Sultan of Brunei’s palace in Las Vegas and hired someone to print a mural which features Jacko as a scout leader with his arms around a big group of boy scouts.

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