Jacko Is A Lot Smarter Than Whitney

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday, “The weather’s not bad here, but back east, man, it’s cold back east. Whoo! Man, it was so cold, people were shaking like Whitney Houston waiting for that Burger King to open [referring to the drive-thru drug busts in Illinois]. See, that’s where Michael Jackson is a lot smarter than Whitney Houston. Michael made sure his nose was so small, no cocaine could get in it.”