Jacko Needs A Spider Bite On His Nose

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday, “Michael Jackson limped into court yesterday with a bandage on his foot. It was swollen from a spider bite — swollen up to three times it’s normal size. You know, maybe he should think about taking that spider and putting it on his nose. I don’t know. Is it me, or is Michael Jackson a little strange? A little strange? Did you see what he was wearing in court yesterday? It looked like a private schoolboy’s uniform. Isn’t that creepy? That’s like seeing your priest showing up in Garanimals. You know what I mean?”