Jay Leno took a few shots at Michael Jackson during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday. Jay joked, “How bizarre is this — Michael Jackson was apparently spotted flying on the Concorde from London, wearing a fuchsia face mask, accompanied by a puppet in the next seat named Pinocchio. To give an idea how weird this guy is, three terrorists got off the plane. ‘We don’t want to fly with him. We don’t want to fly with him.’ And finally this is our ‘Men In Black II’ week. We saw the movie ‘Men in Black.’ Michael Jackson, he was in it. Michael Jackson has a cameo in ‘Men in Black II.’ With Michael, shouldn’t it be ‘Men Who Used To Be Black’? Wouldn’t that be better?”
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Fools.
If only any of you would measure up to Michael Jackson. Alas that will never happen.
And Leno, please, take up gardening.