Jacko, Spears & Backstreet Boys Targetted By Kilborn

Craig Kilborn joked on his Late Late Show monologue Wednesday night: “Michael Jackson — this is kind of nice — has confided to friends that he doesn’t know if he’s had too much plastic surgery. He doesn’t know? Michael, the answer is as plain as the nose on your nose.”

Later, in his ‘In The News’ segment, Craig joked about the American World Cup victory saying, “Who was the U.S. goalie who stopped nine men from scoring? Britney Spears, of course.” His final pop music crack: “Backstreet Boy Nick Carter will become the first member of the famed boy band to release a solo album. Congress will now hold investigative hearings to find out why neither the C.I.A. nor the F.B.I. saw this coming.”


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| Posted on June 6, 2002 at 4:31 am in Humor

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