Jacko’s Biggest Worry Is Being Called Gay

The National Enquirer reports Michael Jackson’s biggest worries these days are rumors that he’s gay. A source close to the singer said, “Michael said, ‘They can say what they want about me, but don’t call me gay.” The source added, “With officials looking to see if he’s a fit father to his three children, Michael dreads any discussion that he may be gay or bisexual. He thinks it would raise again the ugly specter of child molestation charges that he paid millions to be rid of in the past.”