Janet Jackson Suffers Cell Phone Malfunction

The Enquirer reports that Michael Jackson was recently chatting with his sister Janet as she took a potty break just before hosting ‘Saturday Night Live’. She was talking to him on her cell phone when it slipped from her hand into the toilet — which automatically flushed, sending the King of Pop into the New York City sewer system. “Oh my God,” Janet screamed, “I just flushed Michael down the toilet!” And that’s where she left him as she rushed onstage for her live gig.