Jason Mraz Offers Butt Wiping Advice To Aid The Environment

checked in with fans on his blog at MySpace (@jasonmraz) on Wednesday (June 3), talking about learning recently Americans’ addiction to two-ply, super soft toilet paper is causing greater harm to our environment than our gas guzzling cars. The singer songwriter suggested to limit usage of butt wipe, you should:

– Start small. Challenge yourself to use only 8 squares in your session. We’ve all been in that place where it’s close to the cardboard roll and you have to be MacGuyver to make a clean get-away. This will force you to get creative while taking good care of each square.

– Use both sides. I mean that. I bet some people are afraid to look at or get close to their own skid-marks. But I say it’s better to know how your body’s handling the business of your health. Fold the paper again and again using a clean angle from the very same square. There’s a lot of real estate wasted on each sheet when you only wipe once.

– Should you find the paper too thin and become the victim of too many breakthroughs, try using a stronger material as a backing. This worked when I was camping. The paper wasn’t holding up in the dampness of camp, so I used a leaf to give the paper more strength from behind. Plus the leaf was textured, which handled the job with far more efficiency than just the paper by itself.

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