Jay Leno Cracks Jacko And Britney Spears Jokes

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday, “The Boston Red Sox have named C.L. Epstein as their general manager, making him the youngest GM in baseball history. You see this kid? Give you an idea how young this guy is. The last time he appeared on television, he was being dangled off a hotel balcony by Michael Jackson.” He later joked, “Britney Spears in the news this week. She’s going to be starring as Donner in the CBS holiday cartoon, ‘Robbie the Reindeer.’ She’s playing Donner. You can tell Donner from the other reindeer because she’s the one with the biggest rack.”