Jay Leno Full Of Michael Jackson Jokes After Court Appearance

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “Happy day everybody! Today was charged with seven counts of lewd acts with a child. As is customary in these cases, afterwards he left the courthouse, jumped on top of a car and started dancing… Did you see him at the courthouse? He arrived at the courthouse wearing a kind of boys prep school outfit. Good idea, when you’re being arraigned on charges of child molestation. Wear the evidence to court… I don’t think Michael understand the severity of these charges. When they asked what he was doing after the arraignment he said ‘I’m going to Disneyland.’ … There was a big party today at the Neverland Ranch after the arraignment. Michael even sent out invitations. It was ‘B.Y.O.B.’ – bring your own boy… What’s with Michael wearing a white arm band? Arm bands are black. Everything with his – black is white. Everything is the opposite.”

Jackson Dangles Lawyer From Balcony

January 19, 2004 – According to news satire website The Borowitz Report, Michael Jackson’s child molestation case took another bizarre turn today as the self-styled King of Pop dangled a member of his legal team from a hotel balcony in Beverly Hills. “Jurors could interpret Michael Jackson’s dangling his lawyer as a sign of arrogance,” said Professor David Prentice of the University of Minnesota School of Law. “It’s as if he’s saying, ‘I’m so sure I’m going to win this case, I don’t care if my lawyer plunges to his doom’.”


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One thought on “Jay Leno Full Of Michael Jackson Jokes After Court Appearance

  1. NAKITA ROBINSON says:

    SORRY TO SAY BUT ANY MICHAEL JACKSON JOKE THAT IS POSTED ON THE WEB ISNT FUNNY THIS MAN CHANGED A LOT OF PEOPLES LIFE AND HE CHANGED THIS WORLD SO JUST LET HIM REST IN PEACE LEAVE HIM ALONE AND GROW UP AND NO I’M NOT A FAN BUT MY MUM WAS AND I RESPECT THAT REST IN PEACE MICHAEL JACKSON :D

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