Jay Leno Has A Field Day With Janet Jackson’s Exposed Breast

Jay Leno joked heavily about *NSYNC star Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson after their Super Bowl incident on Sunday. During his Tonight Show monologue on Monday, Jay joked, “What a game yesterday? Wasn’t that a great game? New England Patriots and the Carolina Panthers both played a great game yesterday. I’m mad, I lost big time yesterday. I bet a thousand bucks that Janet Jackson would show her left breast. … Did you watch that half time show? Finally a half time show for straight guys! … Did you all see that during the half time show? I guess Janet was singing a duet with Justin Timberlake and at the end he ripped off part of her costumes exposing one of her breasts. Boy, that was ironic, for once a Jackson getting molested. … Of course for viewers here in Los Angeles it was especially shocking. And most guys in this town have ever seen a real breast before. … I just hope what Janet did at halftime doesn’t, in any way, tarnish the good name of the Jackson family. … Justin Timberlake said it was a ‘wardrobe malfunction’, what were both breasts supposed to fall out? … Today CBS apologized for Janet showing her breast. Forget that – how about CBS apologizing for Richard showing his fat ass on ‘Survivor’. That’s the apology I want. … I love how high and mighty they get – they said ‘The moment did not conform to CBS’s broadcast standards.’ ‘Standards?’ What standards? They ran a commercial with a horse farting in a woman’s face. … Today the Chairman of the FCC announced that he’s launching an ‘immediate and swift’ investigation into what they’re calling ‘nipple gate’. That’s what we’re calling it. Immediate and swift investigation; however, we have to wait till next year to find out why we went to war in Iraq.”