Jay Leno joked about Michael Jackson and Jennifer Lopez in his Tonight Show monologue on Friday. “Yesterday, Michael Jackson showed up four hours late at the Santa Monica court house, where he’s on trial for allegedly backing out of an agreement,” Jay explained. “He was four hours late. Apparently, he wandered into juvenile court by mistake. [ Imitating Michael ] ‘Hey, what’s going on in here?’ [ Laughter ] ‘Hey, I like this trial better.’”
As for Lopez, Jay joked, “You know, Jennifer Lopez getting married again. You know this woman is amazing. She really is amazing. She’s got movies coming out, she’s got a hit CD, she’s got TV deal, she’s doing concerts, she has her own restaurant, she has her own perfume line, yet, she still finds time to get married two or three times a year. [Laughter] You know, that’s fabulous. That’s fabulous. [Applause] Jennifer Lopez says she and Ben haven’t set a date for the wedding yet. She wants it to be special, so she’s looking on the calendar to find a date on which she hasn’t been married before.”