Jay Leno Jokes About Jacko’s New Baby

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday, “Here’s some happy news, Michael Jackson has a new baby boy. No word yet who the father is, but, yes, we have a new baby boy. He just shows up with a kid, ‘ta-da!’ Freaky, isn’t it? Most people, hey, ‘ta-da! This is my son!’ What? What happened? They said the baby has Michael’s nose. This is amazing because even Michael does not have Michael’s nose. How can he have Michael’s nose? Which one? Which eight noses? They still have not identified the mother of the child. They haven’t. Jackson’s publicist said today they do not comment on Michael’s private life because it makes him feel icky. That’s amazing they haven’t identified — remember the old days when the guy would deny being the father? Now women are going,
‘I’m not the mother.’”