Jay Leno Jokes About Jennifer Lopez And Madonna

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday, “What is going on? I mean, the other night, the Clippers won, the Lakers lost. I read this in the paper, I thought my dyslexia kicked in again. I thought, ‘That can’t be right.’ Do you realize the way things are going, will have four rings before the Lakers do.” He later joked, “You know, there is a worry that bin Laden may act again. Hey, forget that. You know what I’m worried about? may act again. And nobody — nobody wants to see that.”

Madonna Gets Her Muscular Arms From Yoga

November 12, 2002 – Us Weekly spoke with Los Angeles yoga instructor Nancy Goodstein, who has worked with Madonna to develop her killer arms. “Her arms are entirely from her practice of Ashtanga [a rigorous, athletically challenging] yoga. It builds the upper body.” Goodstein adds a typical two-hour session of the workout “is equivalent to doing about 60 pushups” and includes 20 poses.

Bill Maher’s Take On Immigrants Won’t Please Madonna

November 12, 2002 – Cindy Adams of the New York Post reports amongst the political cracks of Bill Maher when he pushed pushing his New Millennium book ‘When You Ride Alone You Ride With bin Laden’ in New York: “Immigrants do jobs Americans don’t want to do – like parking cars, wiping your grandmother and impregnating Madonna.”

Madonna Follows Winona’s Lead

November 9, 2002 – Dave Letterman joked during his Late Show monologue on Friday, “You folks been following the Winona Ryder shoplifting trial? (Cheers and applause) Well, she was convicted of one of those counts, but experts… Hollywood experts actually believe that her shoplifting trial, her arrest and her conviction may have helped her career. Isn’t that odd? In a related story, earlier today, Madonna was seen leaving the Gap wearing five pairs of pants.”

Madonna Demands Pals Read Book On Kabbalah

November 8, 2002 – The Mirror reports Madonna is giving friends the cold shoulder if they don’t show any interest in her latest religion Kabbalah, which is based on a mystical form of Judaism. Madonna sent the book to pals with the note “read it or else” attached. “When Maripol told Madonna that she hadn’t had the time to look at the book she flipped out,” a source said, referring to her jewellery designer Maripol. “She said that all she needed to do was read it a little bit. She is now refusing to talk to her until she takes a peek at the book. It’s not a major fall-out between the pair, Madonna just wants her religious side to be appreciated.”

Madonna’s ‘Swept Away’ Straight To DVD In The UK

November 8, 2002 – Ananova reports that after Madonna’s latest film ‘Swept Away’ bombed badly in the US, it will be released straight to video in the UK. “Following the disappointing box office results in the US, Guy Ritchie’s Swept Away will not be released theatrically in the UK,” a Columbia Tristar spokesman said. A spokeswoman for Madonna said she had no comment on the announcement the film will go straight to video.

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