Jay Leno Jokes About Jennifer Lopez And Madonna

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday, “What is going on? I mean, the other night, the Clippers won, the Lakers lost. I read this in the paper, I thought my dyslexia kicked in again. I thought, ‘That can’t be right.’ Do you realize the way things are going, Jennifer Lopez will have four rings before the Lakers do.” He later joked, “You know, there is a worry that bin Laden may act again. Hey, forget that. You know what I’m worried about? Madonna may act again. And nobody — nobody wants to see that.”