Jay Leno On Sheryl Crow’s One Square Suggestion

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “You know what’s going on with Sheryl Crow? She has suggested that to help the environment, only one square of toilet paper should be used for each trip to the bathroom. Oh, that’ll work out well. Did you ever see the size of the people coming out of that Hometown Buffet? I’m sorry. Okay? They couldn’t wipe their nose with one square. I’m sorry. One square of toilet paper?! Thank you. I’m not going to be shaking hands anymore.”