Jay Leno Prepares To Testify In Michael Jackson Trial

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “In the Michael Jackson trial, a former Jackson security guard testified the accuser and his brother would get drunk in the wine cellar. Well, in their defense, if you knew you had to sleep with Michael Jackson, you’d get pretty loaded, too. … Well, next Tuesday I’ll be testifying in the Michael Jackson trial. I have to go up on Tuesday. I’m gonna go up in the morning. You know, I’m gonna call Michael Monday night. I just want to make sure we don’t wear the same outfit. Same arm band, same red jacket. … Actually, I’ve been getting ready for the testimony. Did I tell you about this? I’ve been practicing all week, drinking wine, looking at porno magazines, yeah, just to get ready. … In fact, yes, I testify on Tuesday. My mom is gonna testify on Wednesday that nothing happened.”