Jay Leno Roasts Newly Married Britney Spears

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “Congratulations this weekend to – not for getting married, for staying married so long. What is it 52 hours now?! Just a couple of hours from breaking the old 55 hour record. I think these kids are going to make it. … She married Kevin Federline who was her backup dancers, and apparently here backup husband as well. … Britney sent out wedding invitations, but only to her closest friends. Well they weren’t really invitations. It’s like a season pass. You’ll get into all the 2004 weddings. Any of the weddings up until January, you are in! Walk right up. Don’t even show anything.”

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