Jay Leno Set To Testify Next Week In Michael Jackson Trial

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “God, I think Rumsfeld went a a little crazy. What did they close, 180 bases? Shut down an Air Force base — where it was in South Dakota — shutting down a Navy base in Mississippi. You know, why don’t we first shut down Neverland Ranch? That’s one — we need to close that. … Well, it’s official — as you may have seen on the news — next Tuesday, I’m being called to testify in the Michael Jackson trial. No, I have to go up there. I do, I have to testify next Tuesday. You know, despite what happens, I just hope that Michael and I can continue to be friends and ride Harleys together on weekends like we usually do.”


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| Posted on May 18, 2005 at 6:41 am in Humor

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