Jay Leno targetted a trio of pop stars in his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday. Jay cracked, ” And here’s a great story — here’s one of those medical marvel things ofhe 21st century. In an operation that lasted more than 24 hours, a team of doctors at UCLA Medical Center were successfully able to separate Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Did you see that? Finally got them apart.”
Next he joked, “Britney Spears is reportedly going to take two years off from work. Yeah. They say she has millions of dollars, but most of it is in her IRA, which she legally can’t touch because she’s not a girl, not yet a woman. They’re very touchy about those things. Not a girl, not yet a woman.”
Finally, Jay joked, “And the New York Post said today Madonna is thinking about writing a children’s book. Oh, there’s something you want. You want your daughter reading that, huh? What the hell is that book going to be like? ‘And then the elves tied up the witch and spanked her.’”