Jay Leno Targets Michael Jackson In Friday Monologue

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “I got the strangest phone call from Michael Jackson last night. He wanted to know what kind of wine goes with Spagetti-Os… I don’t think he understands how — the charges. Have you heard about this new reality show he’s doing? ‘Queer Eye For The Small Fry’. Have you heard about this? It seems way out of line… Anybody see ‘Primetime Live’ last night? They aired direct quotes from the grand jury in the Michael Jackson molestation case. They said in the segment, Michael portrays himself as a a modern-day ‘Peter Pan’. That’s how he sees himself. ‘Peter Pan’? I think ‘Peter Phile’ is more like it… Well it came out in the testimony that Michael Jackson’s bedroom has sensors and seven locks on the door. Seven locks. He wasn’t worried about people breaking in, he’s worried about kids trying to break out.”