Jay Leno had plenty of Michael Jackson material for his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday. Jay joked, “We are having a heat wave. 90 degrees in L.A. It was so hot today, Michael Jackson was dangling his kid over an air conditioner. That’s how hot it was.” He added, “That was the strangest story. Did you all see those pictures of Michael Jackson dangling the baby over the railing of the balcony? You know, everyone who saw the video says the same thing. They all say, ‘Oh my God, what if he dropped the kid? He’s holding him with one hand. What if he slipped?’ I mean, give Michael a little credit. When he gets his hands on a kid, he doesn’t let go.”
Jay kept on the Jacko beat joking, “Actually, yesterday, a lot of the news agencies were reporting that people weren’t sure if it was even Michael’s baby, which of course it’s Michael’s baby. Would you let Michael Jackson baby sit your kid? No.”
Finally, Jay joked, “While he’s over there in Berlin, Michael Jackson also visited the Berlin Zoo. They said it was the first time anybody’s walked through the zoo where the animals were going,’What the hell is that?’”