Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “In New Hampshire, doctors had to treat a man who had a a padlock on his testicles. Or as Michael Jackson calls it, a friendship ring. … As you may have heard, some jurors in the Michael Jackson case now say they think Michael is guilty. One of the jurors has a new book called ‘Guilty As Sin, Free As A Bird’. The other has a book called ‘The Deliberator’. I, myself, came out with a a book. It just came out today. It’s called ‘I Can’t Believe I Wasted My Time Testifying In Front Of These Two Idiots!’”
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I really hope the part about him writing a book was supposed to be the “joke”.