Jay Leno’s Friday Jacko-logue

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “Well, as you may know, yesterday the judge in the Jackson case banned the prosecution from showing photos of Michael Jackson’s genitals. Let me tell you something, I’ve seen the pictures, you can’t see much because — well, you know what it is? No, no, that guy is standing there with the little tiny umbrella. … You might not know this. Earlier today, both the defense and the prosecution have rested. That’s it. They’ve rested. Or as Michael calls it, nap time. … Yeah, Michael’s fate now in the hands of the jury. Which is kind of ironic. This is the first time he’s ever been in the hands of adults. … It will be interesting to see, you know, what happens. A legal expert says the case could be decided by the middle of next week. By the end of the week, they might have a sentence. And by Monday, all of the tell-all books will have been published and the hot juror will have been naked in Playboy. … Well, there was a lot of talk that if Michael Jackson is acquitted, he’ll leave the country. That’s what they said. Well, he doesn’t call it leaving, he calls it being transferred to another parish. I think that’s what they call it.”