Jay Leno’s Jacko Joke Trifecta

Jay Leno had a Michael Jackson triple-shot of jokes during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday. First he joked, “I’m very excited – Dr. Phil is on the show tonight. He had a busy day today. He spent the afternoon slapping around Michael Jackson. ‘What’s the matter with you? Smarten’ up!’” He continued, “You folks haven’t seen it. I’ve seen it. It’s creepy. In the documentary, Michael Jackson talks about his first sexual encounter. It happened at his elementary school. He was 25 at the time.” Jay concluded, “If you saw the interview, Michael Jackson had band aids on three fingers. You know what happened there? Apparently one of the kids was teething and was trying to escape.”