Jay Leno’s Michael Jackson Jokefest

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “Kind of a quiet Thanksgiving at the Neverland Ranch. Last week the D.A. seized the kiddie table as evidence… Here’s a little riddle – hey Kev, where can you find Spiderman, Superman, Batman and The Hulk all together in the same place? Michael Jackson’s underwear drawer! … Michael Jackson now using the internet to communicate with his fans. Which makes sense, that’s how he met most of ‘em… According to today’s L.A. Times, Michael Jackson owes over $200 million. Boy who is his accountant? Gray Davis… They said of course, $250,000 a month just to run the Neverland Ranch. That’s just to keep the help from talking… In fact the next time Michael Jackson puts on a surgical mask, it could be to rob a bank.”