Jay Leno spent most of his Wednesday night monologue joking about Michael Jackson’s molestation charges. He joked, “Yesterday here in California, police raided Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch in a criminal investigation. They didn’t say exactly what they were looking for. Well, there’s a switch, somebody keeping Michael dangling. Huh? That’s kind of different there.” He later joked, “Court TV is reporting that a 12-year-old boy has accused Michael Jackson of sexual abuse, but Michael has an alibi. He said at the time in question he was with a 13-year-old boy. He should be okay. Police said today they are searching Michael’s house, looking for anything unusual, you know, like a girl.” Leno then joked, “Well, as we are speaking, authorities are trying to get Michael to surrender. Hey, why don’t they try candy? Huh? Works for Michael. Hey, you don’t know. No, they said, if convicted, Michael could face up to eight years in prison. And let me tell you something, I don’t think he’s gonna like the pony rides at San Quentin, okay? It’s a little bit different.” And finally, Jay joked, “Well, CBS announced tonight they’re gonna pull the Michael Jackson special that was gonna air later this month. Next week, I think it was gonna — not going to air it. In place will be a new show, ‘CSI: Neverland Ranch’.”
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All those jokes and not one of them close to being funny. One short Letterman joke would be funnier than all that crap.
That’s why people need to watch CONAN aka/ God, instead of this bull
Actually I thought the one about the 13 year old boy was funny,,either way Michael is going down this time!
Just because Michael’s been accused doesn’t mean he’s actually guilty. I don’t know about the inferior countries you all are from, but in America, you’re innocent until proven guilty.
Thank you for reminding the fools that he remains innocent till proven guilty!
Half of them are making him out to be a monster that needs to be locked away.
I’m a fan but he’s guilty,,don’t be stupid….we all know he’s into little boys
What do Michael Jackson and Mariah Carey have in common? They both like to molest little boys.
ha! I just hate you patriots. you have no idea how pathetic and ignorant you sound
Some things just shouldn’t be joked about. I understand he’s a celebrity and people are gonna crack on him, but this is pretty serious. Imagine what the child is going through. And to suggest that Mariah Carey molests her fans is just ignorant. Almost as ignorant as some of you.
This really is no joking matter. But I must say I’m really sick of these MJ posts, popdirt.com turned into MJhaters.com and it’s really sickening.