Jay Leno’s Post-Testimony Jacko-logue

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Well, I just got back from testifying. I don’t want to say it was hot up there in Santa Maria, but Michael Jackson was asking boys what they’d do for a a Klondike Bar. … I’ll tell you, you know, it was really odd walking into that courtroom today because I realized it was the first time I had seen Michael since I was 12. … I’ll tell you, you know the worst part about testifying, I had to follow the chimp. The witness chair was a mess. It was awful. What an awful thing. … Actually, there was one kind of embarrassing moment when I took the stand and they asked me to point to the defendant and I pointed out La Toya. … I tell you one thing, though, seriously, you know what’s amazing about being in the same room with Michael Jackson, in person he almost looks life-like. … Well, there’s a lot of talk about Michael Jackson, if he’s acquitted he wants to leave the country as soon as the trial’s over. That’s what they said. One report says he wants to go to Africa and disappear. He want’s to disappear in Africa. Africa? I think he has a better chance of disappearing in Sweden. … Well, after, what, 12 weeks of trial Michael Jackson’s attorneys, they have finally admitted that Michael slept with children, but it was about love not sex. Which just goes to prove that line works for all guys. … Here’s an odd story. An 11-year-old boy has been called two different times for jury duty. Got called the first time when he was 3 and again, now he’s 11. An 11-year-old on jury duty. That sounds like Michael Jackson’s worst nightmare, doesn’t it?”