Jay Leno’s Thursday Jacko-Logue

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “Let’s see what’s happening in the news, and I’m allowed to talk about! [Laughter] You know about this gag order? I’m a potential witness in the Michael Jackson trial. As you know, the gag order for everyone involved in Michael Jackson’s trial. In fact, I believe I’m the first person over the age of 12 that has been gagged by Michael. … So, tonight, folks, all Tito Jackson jokes. That’s what we have tonight! … Although he’s under a gag order, also, Michael did answer one reporter’s question yesterday. Did you see this? Show that footage of Michael answering. [video] Michael, Michael? How do you feel about missing the Boy Scouts Jamboree this weekend? Michael: Angry. … In their opening argument, the defense says that Michael Jackson freely admits he reads girly magazines. Well, he was disappointed when he bought Playboy and found out, uh oh, there are no boys in it. … They say Michael likes to look at the foldout and fantasize, ‘Oh, man, I wouldn’t mind artificially inseminating her.’”