Jay Leno’s Triple-Shot Of Jennifer Lopez Jokes

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday, “Some sad news. After five years of marriage, Supermodel Heidi Klum — she was just on our show. I didn’t even know this — announced she and her husband are splitting up after five years. And today, Jennifer Lopez said, ‘It’s about time!’” He then joked, “Hey, Jennifer Lopez’s new album came out this week. She’s had three albums out this year. Well, the first two were wedding albums. But this is the third.” He then joked, “Hey, have you heard about this? Her fiance, Ben Affleck, is going to appear naked in the shower for ads for Jennifer Lopez’s new cologne for men called Man. Well, here’s the part I don’t understand. If she’s trying to target men with the ads, why is Ben Affleck naked? Shouldn’t she be the one that’s naked? I mean, if you’re a guy, do you really want to wear a cologne that’s going to attract naked men out of the shower? It doesn’t make any sense.”