Jay Leno’s Tuesday Night Michael Jackson Monologue

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Well, the big story here in Los Angeles, of course — the red carpet, the flashbulbs poppin’, the designer gowns. Yes, the trial is underway! … If you were watching today, you know the trial started with a a monologue by Chris Rock. Beyonce sang a bunch of songs. Very exciting. … Actually, interesting — today, Michael’s lawyers said they will not play the race card. Yeah, apparently they can’t figure out what race Michael is. … Don’t wanna take a chance. Actually, more problems today for Michael Jackson. Police now say he served alcohol to two more boys, two minors, in 2003. And he was sleeping with three other boys. Not only is Michael creepy, ooh, he’s a little tramp, too. … Do you know what the E! Channel is doing? They’re doing reenactments of Michael Jackson’s trial. Every night, they reenact what happened that day. And they actually have someone playing Michael Jackson. See, who said there are no good roles for actresses over 40, huh? See what I’m saying? … As you may have heard, I may be called as a witness in the Michael Jackson trial. Billie Jean was not my lover, okay? She was just a girl! No, actually, even if I don’t take the stand, it was an honor just to be nominated, you know?”

Jackson Mystery Witness: Accuser’s Family Planned It

March 1, 2005 – H. Russell Halpern, an attorney for the father of the children involved in the molestation case tells Roger Friedman of FoxNews.com a close friend of the accuser’s family has a startling statement ready for when she’s called by the defense. “She will say that the daughter told her they would own Michael Jackson’s home, Halpern said. Read more.

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