Jay Leno’s Tuesday Night Jacko-logue

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Well, the big story here in Los Angeles, of course — the red carpet, the flashbulbs poppin’, the designer gowns. Yes, the trial is underway! … If you were watching today, you know the trial started with a a monologue by Chris Rock. Beyonce sang a bunch of songs. Very exciting. … Actually, interesting — today, Michael’s lawyers said they will not play the race card. Yeah, apparently they can’t figure out what race Michael is. … Don’t wanna take a chance. Actually, more problems today for . Police now say he served alcohol to two more boys, two minors, in 2003. And he was sleeping with three other boys. Not only is Michael creepy, ooh, he’s a little tramp, too. … Do you know what the E! Channel is doing? They’re doing reenactments of ’s trial. Every night, they reenact what happened that day. And they actually have someone playing . See, who said there are no good roles for actresses over 40, huh? See what I’m saying? … As you may have heard, I may be called as a witness in the trial. Billie Jean was not my lover, okay? She was just a girl! No, actually, even if I don’t take the stand, it was an honor just to be nominated, you know?”

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