Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck Finally Draw A Crowd

David Letterman rattled off several jokes about Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s postponed wedding during his Thursday night monologue. He joked, “True story – Ben and J. Lo’s wedding has been postponed. They are now pushing the wedding back to divorce. The postponement comes a little too late. That crate guy – he already shipped himself to Santa Barbara.” He added, “Ben and J. Lo say they are upset with all the media attention they are getting. They should be pleased. This is the first thing they’ve done together to draw a crowd! J.Lo has been married so many times that she now has bouquet elbow.”


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| Posted on September 14, 2003 at 1:37 am in Humor

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