Jennifer Lopez Creates America’s Most Stable Profession

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “A new study came out today of the most stable jobs in America. You know the number-one most stable profession? Anybody know? Wedding planner for Jennifer Lopez. Did you know that, wedding planner? [Laughter] Have you heard about this? Rumors are Jennifer Lopez is engaged to singer Marc Anthony. Apparently, it’s true. Today they announced plans to make a really bad movie together. Yeah, so that’s — [Laughter] In fact, today Marc got a call from Ben Affleck. He said, ‘run!'”

Jennifer Lopez Says She’s Not Engaged

May 12, 2004 – ‘Entertainment Tonight’ reports that they received a call from Jennifer denying rumors she was engaged to Marc Anthony. Rumors that the two could be getting hitched surfaced when Jen was spotted wearing a diamond band with a huge, square, clear diamond in the middle surrounded by tiny diamonds.

Special Bulletin For J.Lo’s Brides Maids

May 12, 2004 – David Letterman joked during his Late Show monologue on Tuesday night, “This just in. A special announcement, Jennifer Lopez’s brides maids have been recalled to active duty. Jennifer Lopez is getting married yet again! This time to singer Marc Anthony. This woman has been married so many times she suffers from bouquet elbow.”

Jennifer Lopez’s Non-Engagement Ring

May 11, 2004 – Jennifer, who recently returned Ben Affleck’s engagement ring, has been spotted sporting a huge new diamond ring, which was reportedly given to her by close friend Marc Anthony. ‘Extra’ spoke to Lopez’s people who say it’s not an engagement ring — they’re just friends.

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4 thoughts on “Jennifer Lopez Creates America’s Most Stable Profession

  1. Prizm says:

    …Why do we make it our business to care who she’s dating and who she’s friends with? I mean really, If she’s with Marc Anthony, I hope she’s happy. If she’s just friends with him, all the same, I hope they have an awesome friendship. A ring doesn’t prove anything. If they wanted us to know if it was more, I’m pretty sure they’d tell us seeing as how Jennifer Lopez has been more or less publicly honest about her relationships and engagements. So I suppose time will tell.

  2. Rappie says:

    I hope they are happy together. They look happy anyway! I think they are a couple, but who am I to say that? If they are engaged, they will tell us in their own time… If they admit their engagement, the media would go bananas and we all know what happened with Jennifer and Ben!

  3. JLOVER101 says:

    Can’t anyone have any jewelry anymore? I know that the left ring finger is usually reserved for engagement and wedding bands, but lately everyone with enough money has been sporting big rocks on that finger and they don’t mean jack. Secondly, Jennifer is one that can’t keep stuff to herself, so if she was dating Marc the whole world would know it by now.

  4. Carrie says:

    Who cares if they are engaged. Jennifer is a master at hooking her men. With such fast pace, it leads me to believe that Bennifer was an awful end to a publicity stunt or she wants to teach Ben a lesson. He screwed with her mind so bad, that now it’s her time to get him back. It’s got to hurt him one way or another. It shows the world that she’s teaching him a lesson for what he did to her. As far as Marc is concerned, she probably feels safe and content with him, that’s why she’s been smiling lately. As long as she didn’t break up Marc’s marriage, I wish her the best and I hope she conceives soon so that she concentrates on babies on not on men hopping.

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