Jennifer Lopez Sends Invites For Next Wedding
Jay Leno joked about Jennifer Lopez’s weekend wedding to Marc Anthony during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night. Jay joked, “As I’m sure you know, Jennifer Lopez tied the knot again over the weekend. You know something, I don’t think she’s tying these knots right, they don’t seem to be holding. Maybe if she’d marry a Boy Scout or sailor, somebody who knows how to make a knot. These knots don’t seem to be taking… This was bound to happen. Now gay people are complaining that Jennifer Lopez is ruining the institution of marriage. Of course Marc Anthony, he was in a state of shock. He didn’t know it was his turn… I realize I sound a little catty. I was a hurt that I didn’t get invited. I felt kind of hurt. Then this morning I go to my mailbox and there’s my invitation. Then I looked a little closer and realized it was for the next wedding on October 8th.”
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