Jennifer Lopez’s Life Is Like An Opened Purse

Jennifer Lopez told reporters in Germany that her life is like an opened handbag. “It’s sort of like you know how women are like with their bags and purses,” J.Lo explained. “You have all your stuff in there. Everyone knows it’s your purse and no one looks in it. And it’s like someone comes along and your bag gets dumped out in front of everyone, and everyone sees what’s in there. Except they misinterpret everything in there. No, it’s not lipstick, it’s a gun! Or it’s a secret spy weapon!”