Jennifer Love Hewitt Visits Craig Kilborn
Jennifer Love Hewitt stopped by the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn on Friday, where she talked about her new album ‘Baren**ed’ [note: this is unfortunately censored to avoid triggering Google’s awful SafeSearch image filter], her movie ‘The Tuxedo’ with Jackie Chan, and she performed a tongue trick — turning her tongue into a flower. Later in the show, she performed ‘Can I Go Now’ from her new album ‘Baren**ed’, which dropped on Tuesday. For a rough transcript and a few photos, including the lame flower trick, read on.
Craig: Our first guest is a multi-talented actress and singer. She has starred in the “Party of Five” and “I know what you did last summer.” And the film “The Tuxedo,” both right now.
Craig: This is Jennifer Love Hewitt.
[Applause]
Craig: How are you?
Jennifer: How are you?
Craig: You look great.
Jennifer: Thank you.
Craig: You look — you always look sexy. You always look happening.
Jennifer: Thank you.
Craig: But you hair slightly sophisticated, darker, more serious.
Jennifer: Absolutely.
Craig: Am I wrong?
Jennifer: No. I went and said, darker, more mysterious.
Craig: I guess you’re supposed to be somewhat of a klutz. Is that —
Jennifer: Yes. I’m a horrible klutz.
Craig: You walked out. You didn’t fall or anything.
Jennifer: There was two steps. I was like, ok. It’s going to go.
Craig: Especially women wearing heels. Some of them are our male guests who like to dress up. You look great. How do you handle the action scenes with Jackie Chan.
Jennifer: I punch him in the nose.
Craig: That’s great. He’s been trained —
Jennifer: He’s been trained if somebody punches you in the nose you take him out. I was like, this might be my last moment a didn’t do anything. He gave me a hard time. And you say the hash-hash
Jennifer: Yeah.
Craig: Does he take seriously?
Jennifer: No. He’s funny.
Craig: You’re not lifting a loot right now?
Jennifer: No, no. Just Coca-Cola. That’s about it.
Craig: Do you remember that card trick?
Jennifer: Yes. It failed and it was awful.
Craig: Yeah, it was fine.
Jennifer: A.
Craig: Later tonight you’re doing a tongue trick that will — I can’t —
[Applause] Apparently you’re — wait a second. Wait a second. You’re acting all shy and embarrassed. You were the one who said I can do a tongue trick.
Jennifer: I’m always asked to do a trick when I come here. I’m very limited. I’m not very talented when it comes to tricks.
Craig: If it goes well, and I think it will,e you do it over and over again each time you come back.
Jennifer: That’s good.
Craig: This is interesting. You’re very successful, big star, and you live with mommy?
Jennifer: Yes.
Craig: That’s so down to earth.
Jennifer: I love my mom.
Craig: You know? I love my mom, but I don’t live with her.
Jennifer: She’s my best friend. It’s fun.
Craig: Walk me through fun with mom.
Jennifer: We dance around the house in our pajamas like dorks.
Craig: Yeah.
Jennifer: The second time — the second I get home there’s a home cooked. She’s the best cook.
Craig: You can’t cook but she can?
Jennifer: Yes. She does laundry.
Craig: She spoils you.
Jennifer: She wakes me up every mo she goes, hey, sweety, it’s time to wake up. I’m like hi, mommy. I’m excited to wake up in the morning.
Craig: My mom used to wake me and my brother up and it used to drive crazy. My dad would say up and at’ em. Your mom apparently has a tongue.
Jennifer: I was told you can’t occurs in your live because ladies don’t. They can be half n*ked in movies but they can’t —
Craig: Exactly.
Jennifer: I promised that I wouldn’t. If I get angry about something. I say, mom, I really angry and my mom gets elicit with things and she rants and raves for me. Screams like —
Craig: That’s funny. You’ll be upset about something, mom, I’m upset and —
Jennifer: It makes me laugh. It’s like —
Craig: God dang. Does she say god dang?
Jennifer: She says things that you’ve probably never heard
Craig: You laugh when she does this?
Jennifer: I don’t get upset and I don’t have to say that stuff.
Craig: Do you things?
Jennifer: I’ve thrown a thing or two. I like to take objects and likes beat things on my bed. I’d thriket take my pillow and go — and hit stuff.
Craig: That would get you up set? You seem to have a charmed life?
Jennifer: I don’t get up set very much. Most of the time like when my friends or family is up set, that will up set me. That’s personal. Then I have to the beat stuff on my bed. Craig: That makes sense. Beat stuff on your bed. Oh, I’m sorry.
Audience: Boo.
Craig: I didn’t go there. You didn’t go there. Shame on them.
[Applause] Let’s clean it up. You like old TV shows.
Jennifer: Yes.
Craig: Tell them your favorite. You’re not embarrassed.
Jennifer: I’m obsessed with “the golden girls”
Craig: A lot of women are?
Jennifer: I love Bea Arthur.
Craig: Is she the greatest?
Jennifer: I love her.
Craig: What is it 5b9 the shoy?
Jennifer: They’re so honest. They’re older ladies and they’ve been through it all. It’s so funny. And there very wise, the golden girls. And love them.
Craig: How often do you watch?
Jennifer: Betty White’s stories about St. Oliff. That’s where she’s from.
Craig: I’ve never watched the show.
Jennifer: You should watch it.
Craig: There’s a real St. Oliff.
Jennifer: I love you for telling me that.
Craig: It’s in Minnesota.
Jennifer: Are you making it up? Are you lying?
Craig: I’m not making it up. You know what? I love you.
Jennifer: You do?
Craig: We can go to break and play five guess guess — “five questions” and do the tongue, or we can do the tongue now.
[Applause]
Craig: They want it now.
Jennifer: It’s not spectacular, though. It’s just a weird curl thing. We’ll being right back with “five questions” and the tongue trick. one, two, three, four, “five questions,” Mr. Kilborn
Jennifer: I like what he said.
Craig: You le your new album, I that said. People tell you you have a great smile?
Jennifer: That’s so nice. Thanks.
Craig: You
Jennifer: Thank you. I get embarrassed, but thank you.
Craig: We’re going to talk music right now. Later we’ll see the tongue trick. Have you been singing your whole life?
Jennifer: Since I was sixth. This is actually mid fourth record. I’m excite about it. It’s such an important thing.
Craig: I want to hear some ballads. Did you have to do the bare n*ked thing?
Jennifer: I had to do it to people’s reaction to “bare n*ked,” although it has nothing to do with being bare n*ked. I’m sorry to disappoint you.
Craig: What does it have to do with?
Jennifer: It has to do with feeling vulnerable. I kind of want to tell young people that other people feel the same way.
Craig: I don’t want to get heavy with you, but is there a different between bare n*ked and buck n*ked?
Jennifer: Bare n*ked is the front. Buck n*ked is back.
Craig: We’ve built it up. It’s the tongue trick. You said to me. It’s not much.
Jennifer: It’s nothing.
Craig: I think they’re going to like it.
[Applause]
Craig: Ok. Which one you want?
Jennifer: Oh — oh, my god. That’s — oh, good I — I brush good?
Craig: Yeah.
It’s just a flower and my tongue goes like this.
Craig: Oh, that’s —
[Applause]
Jennifer: It’s nothing.
Craig: [Applause] See that again. That’s amazing.
Jennifer: I come here and do the lamest things. It’s not good. I’m going to come up with a good trick and I’m going to come back.
Craig: Ok. That’s fair.
Jennifer: I’m going to surprise you. It’s going to be great.
Craig: Here it I I thought it was great. This is the tongue trick from Jennifer Lov Hewitt. And can u — applause]
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Craig: Joe og arrest. You were born in Waco. That’s not the question.
Jennifer: Yes. Please don’t ask me geography questions.
Craig: Well, I have to.
Jennifer: The Dallas Cowboys.
Craig: That’s one.
Jennifer: The long horns.
Craig: Tile take that. Did we say pro-? No, we can’t do that.
Jennifer: The —
Craig: You have the San Antonio?
Jennifer: Something. Spurs. Craig: Ok. One more.
Craig: Houston?
Jennifer: Houston Oilers.
Craig: They used to be the Oilers.
Jennifer: What are they?
Craig: Rockets. So —
Jennifer: Sorry.
[Applause]
Craig: Match game. Blank shack.
Jennifer: Love shack.
Craig: That’s too easy. See how that works? You’re very big in Japan, you know that?
Jennifer: Yes.
Craig: What’s the different between sushi and sashimi.
Jennifer: Rice and seaweed is sashimi and the sushi is served on its own.
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Jennifer: There is one of those?
Craig: Yeah. , Yeah.
Jennifer: That is awful. People need to have a hobby.
Craig: It’s not — it’s actually —
Jennifer: I’ll say $100.
Craig: I would say that, too. It was only $12.99.
Jennifer: Well.
Craig: But wait a minute.
Jennifer: Who wants to buy the bra I’ve got on now?
[Applause]
Craig: Ma’am, sits down. Ok. Finally, during the break one of my writers taped a sign on my back. What do you think they wrote on it?
Jennifer: Kick me.
Craig: That’s absolutely right. That is right. Kick me. Very good. Kick me. I think you got four out of five. That’s very good. “The Tuxedo” is in theaters and then the C.D. “Bare n*ked” is out right now. Nice to see you again.
Jennifer: Thanks.
Craig: She’ll be singing later. Jennifer love hewitt.
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