Jessica Simpson ‘A Godsend’ To Network TV

News satire website The Watley Review reports ABC is ecstatic about a deal it signed with Jessica Simpson to have her star in a sitcom. Entertainment executives have known for decades that viewers prefer to watch shows about people who are, or appear, less intelligent than they are. However, as American academic test scores and intellectual curiosity have plunged in the past several years, the networks have been struggling to find stars who fit this category. Read more.