Jessica Simpson Also Passes Out On New Year’s Eve

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “New Year’s Eve in L.A., Kind of lame. Isn’t it? You know, in New York, they got the ball dropping, it’s Times Square, like a half a million people. See, out here in L.A., At midnight Britney Spears just passes out and falls off the bar stool. It’s not the same thing. … Did you hear about that? I guess on New Year’s Eve, Britney Spears passed out in a nightclub, had to be carried out. But, her manager says, ‘No, alcohol was not involved.’ He said Britney fell asleep after doing the New Year’s Eve countdown. That’s what they said. Actually, Jessica Simpson also passed out New Year’s Eve after doing the countdown. But not from alcohol. The math was just too exhausting. The ten, then the nine and then the seven. … Actually, you know a great way to tell if you had too much to drink on New Year’s Eve? If Lindsay Lohan tries to take your car keys. That’s when you know.”