Humorist Andy Borowitz, Toure of Rolling Stone magazine, and B.J. Sigesmund of Us Weekly were on CNN on Monday as part of ‘American Morning’ 90-Second Pop, Culture Watch. The subject, Jessica Simpson’s deal with ABC to star in a TV series. Borowitz said, “Well, apparently the buzz is she’s going to play a 23- year-old woman who forgets her lines and walks into walls. That’s what I think is the concept.” Toure added, “I think this is the perfect neo-Marilyn. She’s, like, blond. She’s a little stupid. She’s cute with the whole.” Sigesmund pointed out, “There’s another show, too. Hillary Duff is getting a reality show on a different network. It’s like there’s a new stage parent out there, the mother of a pop star who can get her kid a reality show.” Read more.