Rabid admirers of Jessica Simpson literally ripped off pieces of ‘The Dukes Of Hazzard’ star’s clothing while walking down Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills on Wednesday, a spy tells The New York Daily News. Paparazzi watched and did nothing but snap pictures as Simpson began pounding on the door of Valentino’s boutique in peril. “Let me in, let me in!” she pleaded. Store security kept the lensmen at bay and the thankful singer/actress rewarded them with $15,000 in purchases.

The paparazzi never helps you they just take pictures, even if you were in a car accident they wouldn’t help