Jessica Simpson: ‘Housewife Of The Year’

Rolling Stone magazine is dubbing as ‘Housewife of the Year’ in their latest issue, featuring an underwear clad Simpson cleaning the floor in high heels.

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10 thoughts on “Jessica Simpson: ‘Housewife Of The Year’

  1. PandaBear2003 says:

    The BIGGEST joke of the year award is more appropriate.

  2. Kizzardkid says:

    That’s so mean, yet so funny lol.

  3. ash6969 says:

    This is what happens when Christina and Britney are held up as artists… anyone who takes their clothes off and shakes it thinks that they can be considered one too

  4. Cicero says:

    Jessica bothers the hell out of me. Mindless, spoiled, careless and selfish.

  5. shadybaby says:

    DAMN! that woman needs to get her ass on the treadmill or something,shes too chubby to be wearing some tiny booty shorts and her face looked jacked up in those pics and damn! I just can’t get that picture out of my mind! All the fat in her legs with those ugly shoes!!! I’m surprised she even knows how to clean a damn floor,I’ll tell ya,this business would be a whole lot better if her and her ugly ass husband just burned in hell!

  6. Lava33 says:

    “Newlyweds” is funny as hell and Jessica is alright. But, she has no ass, so she not wear those shorts.

  7. famefan says:

    I thought Jessica claimed she was GROWING UP and LEARNING HOW TO PICK UP AFTER HERSELF?? Why was her dirty ho underwear on the floor and why did Nick have to iron her blouse? She also had TOO much liposuction! She has NO muscle tone at all and her legs are all misshapen because the doctor sucked out all the fat pockets and left saggy sticks. Plus the fact how did she go from a D cup to a B cup just by losing weight? She would have had to lose 50-60 plus pounds to alter her breast size??? She was fatter when she was younger but not that much. She is SUCH a BAD liar!!! and why is it that now that she is SUPER stick skinny her boobs are back to D??????? Jessica’s brain is a negative A cup.( you know Barely There!)

  8. weebongo says:

    Her face is a little to round in the pics. She shouldn’t smile that much. There is nothing wrong with her body, it’s perfect.

  9. PandaBear2003 says:

    THANK YOU now can you post that on Nick’s MB under To those who think Jessica is RICH under Newlyweds? Because EVERYONE insists losing 5-10 pounds made her lose a CUP size from Double D to her CURRENT D. And she did Atkins BEFORE Irresistible the single released. WHEN THE H.ELL were her BOOBS EVER smaller than a DOUBLE D in the year 2000?

  10. Gi says:

    I just have to say, I am growing more and more annoyed by Joe Simpson every day. The man, though understandably Jessica’s loving father, has an unhealthy attachment to her and her career. He needs to distance himself from her before her marriage and career are ruined. What happened to Caresse Henry as part of Jessica’s management team?? I AM APPALLED by the comment he made about 9/11….didn’t anyone else find this insulting??? He says, “When those planes crashed into those buildings, it destroyed more than was in NY, it nearly demolished our career.” First off, on 9/11 we were all victims. I am a native NYer, and I was damn lucky that I didn’t lose anyone close to me. A childhood friend wasn’t so lucky…she lost her boyfriend who was planning to marry her. She still hasn’t recovered fully, but she is doing the best she can. For Joe Simpson to make such a self-centered comment, it becomes obvious that he is now way too involved in Jessica’s career. OUR Career??? PLEASE…. He owes an apology to all of the families of the victims of 9/11….they lost something far greater than a record deal and publicity. He got to walk his daughter down the aisle to marry her dream man. She is bouncing back from the poor sales of IRRESISTIBLE, reaching new heights of fame. How about the victims’ families?? Sorry, but I had to say this.

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