Thanks to Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie on ‘The Simple Life’, premiering tonight on Fox, the airhead cracks about Jessica Simpson may be transferring. Several news accounts suggest Paris is even more ignorant than the Chicken of the Sea’ singer.
Jonathan Storm of KRT writes, “Paris makes TV’s other dumb-bunny diva, Jessica Simpson, seem like Christiane Amanpour.”
Terry Morrow of The Knoxville News Sentinel writes, “She makes Jessica Simpson look like a Mensa candidate.”
Bill Frost of Salt Lake City Weekly writes, “Jessica Simpson is going to have to seriously step up her pinhead game next season on Newlyweds.”
Alisha Davis of CNN Headline News writes, “Let’s just say that Jessica Simpson won’t be the butt of all those dumb blond jokes after this series premieres.”
The entire story at cityweekly.net has since been removed.
JC Chasez Wrote A Song For Paris Hilton
November 25, 2003 – Contributed by jcsfan88: Paris Hilton wants to be famous for more than just being famous. Rolling Stone reports that Hilton is recording an album with one of JC Chasez’s producers, Rob Boldt. Boldt describes Paris’s music as “old Prince, old Michael Jackson.” JC has also written a song for her.
Bush Thanks Jacko, Paris & Prince Charles
November 19, 2003 – News satire website Chortler.com reports United States President George W. Bush congratulated Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton and Prince Charles today for becoming involved in major scandals that kept Iraq out of the headlines.